THE DOGE THING
In the end bitcoin didn’t care about the pussies, naysayers, and doggo shitposters. Honey badger moves slowly, then suddenly. Sound F/X: The Thing, Full Metal Jacket.
SEND IT BITCOIN ₿
Bitcoin honey badger is waking up, preparing to rip faces and FULL SEND IT. Another BTC hype video cut to SEND IT! (Timmy Trumpet Remix). For bitcoin storage, I only use COLDCARD!
HODL ME BITCOIN [feat. PepeCash Millionaire & BriFitDance]
Michael Saylor and friends know bitcoin works best when it’s HODLed. Lasers engaged. $100k next target. Thanks to: @BriFitDance and PepeCash Millionaire for generously lending their voices.
THE FINAL COUNTDOWN TO MAKE IT
A world in chaos. A society divided. Stop falling for the division. There is another way! Unity is strength. If you want to silently protest the tyranny and inequality around you buy and HODL #bitcoin – immutable, uncensorable, open source hard money. This is the way.
Safu Ninja: Cheap & Effective Bitcoin Seed Storage
Safu Ninja stores your mnemonic for under $20. In this video I cover the Ledger hack and why securing your bitcoin seed (private keys) has never been easier or more important.
The Ledger Data Leak: Mirrors and a Post Mortem
At the end of July, 2020 Ledger the French company behind some very popular crypto hardware wallets made a news post detailing a data breach they had suffered. In their update they admitted to losing customer data including the home addresses, emails, names, and phone numbers of 9,500 users.
Carlos Matos Sex Citadel [MEME EDIT]
OG Crypto Chad Carlos Matos is looking for a few healthy bisexual women for his crypto citadel. FIVE to be exact. Do any of you ladies even have what it takes?
I CAN FEEL IT BITCOIN
In 2020 governments around the world continued devaluing their currencies with bRRR economics printing TRILLIONS of dollars. Meanwhile the evils of financial terrorism had already been solved by the HODL resistance. For great justice, there is only bitcoin.
Buy The F*cking Bitcoin Dip↓ vs Für Elise
This is actual investment advice. To make money in the bitcoin bull market you simply have to buy the f*cking dip on corn. Just BTFD! Until it stops working. Because it will. I cleaned up the source a bit and added Bethoven’s Für Elise because it just fit perfectly.